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Meal Replacement Bars

Don't Eat Anything That Tastes Like Soap

I've eaten two Zone, Balance, or Luna bars a day, five days a week, for the last four years. I eat those brands because they taste good. They taste good because they have real food in them - rice, oats, SUGAR, yogurt, soy protein, cocoa powder. I've tried all the low-carb, mega-protein ones. I used to work at GNC to support my supplement habit and I eventually ate my way through every single bar that we stocked. Most of them are really vile, like silly putty dipped in motor oil. I always read the labels while eating and I'll never forget reading the words "bovine serum" on a Meso-Tech bar. What it GOD'S name is bovine serum??? Cow juice?? Shudder. :-)
 
There's no simple answer on bars. Plenty of people choke down the gross ones because the nutrition stats are good. I'm not willing to do that. I don't see any reason to do that. If I were planning to step onstage in a bodybuilding contest, my sugary bars would have to go. So would fruit and dairy, and bread, and potatoes. See what I mean? Where you draw the line depends on what your goals are and what kind of results you're getting. It's a really individual thing. That's why everybody gives you a different answer. 
 
I look for bars close to a 40/30/30 ratio of protein carbs and fat. If I'm looking at labels, I look for 10-20g of protein, no more than 30g of carbs (maybe 15g of which is sugar), and enough fat that I'm not going to be starving 5 minutes later. They're usually about 200 calories. I avoid anything that says low-carb on it, and I avoid anything that's insanely unbalanced (like energy bars with 57g of carbs and 4g of protein).

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